Sorry readers, I seemed to have forgotten about this blog and let Mike take over with his drunken rallies. Well now i'm back with
three reviews for you. I have been busy!
Firstly, something new?

I first got into Goldfrapp upon hearing the single Number One on TV. Instantly I fell in love with its lush surrounding keyboards and beautiful riff played on the keyboard. Upon getting the album I expected more of this. We I didn't get what I wanted, but I don't mind what I did get!
The album opens with the single Ooh La La. I had heard this song before and hadn't thought that much of it, it has a pretty standard progression and didn't hold my attention for long. Even though I have grown to love the album this is still the song that doesn't do alot for me. Though I do find that fuzzy bass and guitar solo rather catchy.
At this point I was worried Number One was the only good song on it. I was wrong, again.
Lovley 2 C U has fuzzy guitars and vocal layers very reminisent of Suedes glamelectronica days. The song is only based around 2 acsending chords, but I think it works very well indeed! With a catchy chorus I am really shocked as to why this wasn't a single. Also highlighted is Ride a White Horse which has glitchy beats and keyboards and U Never Know, another song that should be a single, and also the song that introduces us with the James Bondish strings which many of the songs on the album contain.
My favourites though still stand at Number One, but also with a song called Let It Take U, which has real piano and some really nice chords at that. Glitchy breakbeats follow the nice chords and Alison Goldfrapp sings to us about Oceans and other moonlit imagery.
Overall, a very fun, synthy, glitchy, sometimes beautiful, sometimes pure fun album.
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Tom Waits is someone I got into after numerous recommendations from people. At first I got Bone Machine, which didn't really do it for me, bar Dirt in the Ground, which I still believe to be one of his best, if not his best, song. So I got Swordfishtrombones and it just clicked with me, this guy is a genious.
The album is basically the soundtrack to drunkness. With its jerky Guitar Rhythms in songs like 16 Shells from a thirty-ought and Gin Soaked Boy and the sometimes rambling drunk vocals in songs like Soldiers Things and Frankies Wild Years, the latter of which is completley spoken word. Which Tom Waits has been known for.
Its simply a masterpiece, and of all the albums I am reviewing today I recommend this one the most. Umongst its tattered drunken fight songs it does have its beautiful moments, like the already mentioned Soldiers Things where we have Waits with only a Piano and a Double Bass or In the Neighborhood which has a type of epicness about it.
Toms voice is often complained about. Some say he can't sing. Other think he is amazing. I think hes pretty good. He often barks his way through songs like Shoreleave and Underground but he is capable of singing with beautiful accuracy on the slower songs. He even talks in some songs.
My favourite song on the album though is the self titled Swordfishtrombones. A song that sneaks along with its Xylophones and brass. It is the theme song for that bit in the film where the bad guy devises his masterplan. I also think it is Tom's best vocal performance yet. It sung in his raspy sarcastic voice, that is half spoken. Its evil but amazing.
Get this album now plz.
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After a friend of mine covered Perfect Day (a song I already loved greatly) at college my teacher recommended this album to me. I admit at the time I only knew 3 songs by Mr Reed. Luckily all 3 of these songs were on this album so I was happy I brought it.
Generally speaking I don't rate glam, and I don't see how this album is called glam? Maybe I am getting it confused. But either way its a phenominal piece of work. It is home to his most well known singles of Perfect Day, Walk on the Wild Side and Satellite of Love. The 3 songs I knew before I got it.
After buying it I can safely say it is a very solid album, with not a single dud track on it. Vicious, the albums opener is a briliant rock song and it might be my favourite off the album. It also contains a guitar solo of which Graham Coxon learned everything. Apart from the singles, which I am sure you all know the other amazing songs are Make Up, where Reed lists types of make up as if hes on an advert, and ends each line with a humerous "ooh!". New York Telephone Conversation brings in the albums Producer, Mr. David Bowie to sing along with Reed on the short Piano led song. Its catchy and you end up humming it without knowing.
Other songs that stuck with me were Andy's Chest, with its quiet start but slow build up complete with "bah bah bahs!" in the chorus, and I'm So Free, which I think is the most straightforward rock song on the album apart from Vicious. Again Mr. Bowie is back on Backing Vocals.
All in all, a masterpiece with the Bowie filling in the wrinkles with his amazing backing vocals. Buy it and see what a legacy this man is leaving behind.
"Satelliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, oooooooooooooooooooooooooof loooooooooooooooooooooooove!"
Martyn xox